### May 19 Alright, let me tell you about May 19th. Apparently, it's a day for inventing stupid stuff. I mean, who thinks of these things? First off, we have the "Selfie Toaster". Yes, you read that right. This toaster puts your face on your toast. Because who doesn't want to see their own face staring back at them while they eat breakfast? And if that's not ridiculous enough for you, how about the "Butter Grater"? That's right, someone thought it was a good idea to create a contraption specifically for grating butter. Because apparently, using a knife to spread butter is just too difficult. And then there's the "Baby Mop". No, this isn't a mop for cleaning up after babies. This is a onesie with mop-like material on the bottom so your baby can clean your floors as they crawl around. I guess it's a two-in-one deal? Baby and floor cleaner? But wait, there's more! Let's talk about the "Pizza Scissors". Because regular pizza cutters are just too mainstream. Instead, let's invent scissors that are specifically designed for cutting pizza. Because obviously, regular scissors aren't good enough. And finally, we have the "Hug Me Pillow". Yes, you read that right. It's a pillow in the shape of a pair of arms so you can hug it while you sleep. Because I guess hugging a real person is just too difficult? I don't know who comes up with these ideas, but May 19th seems to be a day for really stupid inventions. Congratulations to all those who wasted their time creating these ridiculous things.