### April 14 Ah, April 14th. What a day. Just think of all the things that have been invented on this fateful day: * The mini-disc player - what a waste of technology! * The selfie stick - a truly cumbersome device. * The Slinky elevator - who thought this was a good idea? * The robotic vacuum - who needs more robotic folks in their house? * The chia pet - why would anyone want to grow this hair-like plant? * The smartwatch - why pay for something that no one needs? Ah, the joys of April 14th. It's a day that will live in infamy.